Last week, we turned the spotlight on the mysterious Dr. Doktor Muerte. This week concludes our EXCLUSIVE summary of the intercepted TOP SECRET government report. Perhaps YOU, Dear Reader, can sift through the clues and put a stop to what can only be referred to as… The Menace of Dr. Muerte!
10/31/13 – A Dr. Doktor Muerte trading card from a set based on the popular comic series “Chachi” appears. This card gives a little more insight into the nature of Dr. Muerte (chewing gum preference, monsters he may have created, the ability to move between the worlds of “reality” and “fiction”, etc…)
5/1/2005 – Dr. Muerte appears as one of the Devil’s henchmen, his foot atop a suspicious device, in “Lucifer’s Garden of Verses Volume 1: The Devil on Fever Street” a book by world renowned cartoonist Lance Tooks.
9/25/00 – Dr. Doktor Muerte appears in the crowd of a music video by the Tom Smeckpepper Majesty. He appears to be “rocking out”. It seems he cannot be stopped.
Finally, presented for your perusal is the following carefully calculated (yet glaringly inconclusive) conclusion from the one-and-only Mick Jury:
Well, folks, it sure looks like… THE JURY IS OUT!
But remember…in any case, you can be sure to:
MAKE MINE MUERTE!